"I’m an expert at pretending it never happened. Ask around - Brandfort

Thursday, 02 October 2025

City: Brandfort, Free State

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I’ve got 99 problems and none of them involve catching feelings."

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Let’s make a mess and pretend it never happened." (Hoopstad, Free State)

"If your hands are as good as your eyes, we’re in for a night

"Wanna do something we’ll pretend never happened? (Ogies, Mpumalanga)

I'm not here to fall in love, just fall into your arms."

I don’t want a label. I want a night worth remembering." (Fort Beaufort, Eastern Cape)

"So, when are we pretending this never happened?

"Let’s have a night we can both pretend never happened. (Vredefort, Free State)

"I’d say 'what’s your sign?' but honestly—I don’t care."

Not in the mood for small talk tonight. Just chemistry and a little trouble. You coming over or…

Let’s do something we’ll pretend never happened. (Adelaide, Eastern Cape)

Are you free tonight? Emotionally unavailable? Perfect.

"I like champagne, trouble, and men who don’t ask too many questions (Witbank, Mpumalanga)

Let’s pretend we’re in a movie and this is the meet-cute."

Let’s not waste time pretending this is innocent." (Sasolburg, Free State)

"You’re hot, I’m hot… what are we waiting for?

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